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h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

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wintasoldier:

DEADPOOL USING CRAYOLAS TO DRAW HIMSELF DEFEATING THE BAD GUY

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snorlaxlovesme:

fun fact about me: my webcam does not have a timer. this means that every time i want to take a selfie that involves both of my hands or a decent view of my torso, i have to actually take a video of myself posing and then screencap the video to get a picture.
as many people know, taking a really good selfie takes multiple tries to get it just right. and for someone like me, watching myself make ridiculous smiles in front of my webcam for a good forty seconds straight is actually cringe-inducing. so here lies what WOULD have been an adorable picture of me in my new t-rex pjs, but is instead me making a look of absolute revulsion as i embarrass myself on video making dumb poses.

snorlaxlovesme:

fun fact about me: my webcam does not have a timer. this means that every time i want to take a selfie that involves both of my hands or a decent view of my torso, i have to actually take a video of myself posing and then screencap the video to get a picture.

as many people know, taking a really good selfie takes multiple tries to get it just right. and for someone like me, watching myself make ridiculous smiles in front of my webcam for a good forty seconds straight is actually cringe-inducing. so here lies what WOULD have been an adorable picture of me in my new t-rex pjs, but is instead me making a look of absolute revulsion as i embarrass myself on video making dumb poses.

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mrdecraprio:

excuse you

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amandagoodbyeness:

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karavis:

every time i see that “human brain cell and galaxy look the same” post with that accompanying commentary like “what if the stories in our brains are actually the real universes that are in our brain cells” i’m just

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Everyone has six names.

  1. Your real name:
    Abby
  2. your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
    purple owl
  3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
    Marie Alexia
  4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle): 
    Radma (apparently i’m an awesome grandma)
  5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): 
    Peacock Closet (or i’m a gay man)
  6. goth name (black and one of your pets): Black Snickers

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it